I'd like to try something new on this: I'll start writing a story and everyone can continue it in the "make a suggestion" category. Max of 300 characters. Game on.
  1. One morning Little Benny woke up in his Los Angeles apartment. His hair was matted down and he had a speck of dried saliva on the corner of his mouth. Little Benny was tired (maybe even slightly hungover) but, alas, it was time to start his day. Next...
  2. Little Benny looked out the window and surveyed the Koreatown/Hancock Park line. "Gentrification can't come too soon," he thought to himself. Then the buzzer rang.
    Suggested by @bjnovak
  3. "Benny, I forgot my cell phone..."
    Suggested by @paigeyp