FAKE LIST FRIDAY #FLF (IT'S A THING): THINGS I INVENTED

  1. Google
  2. iPhones
  3. The Internet
  4. Sex
  5. Carbs
  6. Sushi
  7. Burritos
  8. DVR
  9. Spooning
  10. Jumping into a pool on a hot day
  11. Yoga- pants and butts
  12. Booze
  13. Toenail clippers