I'd make lots of The Office references here but that'd be too cheap and easy.
  1. Slides everywhere
  2. Tons of free food
  3. I'll have a corner office, @bjnovak and his minions can take that hippie dippie communal seating shit if they want.
  4. Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson will be in the internship program. I smell a sequel @wildwestproductions
  5. On the west side of LA
  6. A well-balanced and responsible health care program for qualified employees which includes clear, well-articulated policy benefits.
  7. Pizza. All. The. Time.
  8. A cesspool of creativity- I know what I said. I know what I said.
  9. @john slaying the axe on Friday afternoons. Tips welcome.
  10. Money falling from the rafters.
  11. Waterpark Wednesdays.
  12. Lots of giggling.
  13. @mindy is involved somehow. Not really sure about the specifics.
  14. Please add me getting them their coffees
    Suggested by @jon
  15. An entire wall covered in succulents.
    Suggested by @rebeccalou
  16. Field trips to Dave & Busters! B Dubs for lunch!
    Suggested by @angcutt