JOBS I COULD SEE MYSELF HOLDING AT LISTAPP HQ

  1. Graffiti artist (a la the dude from Facebook)
  2. Head water tank replacer/schmoozer
  3. Internet password creator
  4. Cereal eater
  5. Media consultant (but more of a Netflix watcher, really)
  6. Happy hour organizer
  7. Chief complimentor ("nice skirt, Susan!")