1. An encyclopedic knowledge of niche subject areas CAN be beneficial.
  2. Being famous is an easy way to boost likes and relists.
  3. I thrive in a world where my mind, not my body, is on display. Fuck you Instagram.
  4. Someone powerful on here will make me a cool job offer and slingshot my career.
  5. It's cooler to be smart and witty than pretty and shallow.
  6. There's so much I know and yet so much I do not.
  7. Humans love community.
  8. The concept of a "list" is a loosely defined one.
  9. I'm not a great iPhone typer.