PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE THOUGHTS I HAVE EVERY SINGLE DAY

  1. No it's fine, I don't mind letting you into my lane
  2. The last of the chicken in that service tray is just as good as the fresh stuff sitting behind the counter
  3. Of course I'll do this remedial task for which I'm insanely overqualified
  4. Working over the weekend is fun- it's not like I made plans or anything
  5. Don't be silly, the lines in your parking space are too narrow to fit your mini into