REASONS I HAVEN'T LIST APPED IN FOREVER

  1. General goal of staying off my cell phone when possible.
  2. So many new listers- I feel like old money folk looking down at new money folk.
  3. @dev hasn't sent me my first pay check for all my hard work.
  4. Letting the creative juices brew.
  5. Because summer.
  6. Because my real job.
  7. Because politics and because economy stuff. Makes sense, no?
  8. The constant pressure to update my app makes shirk away.
  9. Haven't been invited to a list app meetup in a minute. Da fuck?
  10. I'm lazy. There, I said it.