SHOWS I WOULD HAVE WON AN EMMY ON
- •Cheers- "Normmmmm... You have a drinking problem"
- •Seinfeld- "what's the deal with loose mid-level socks?"
- •Friends- "can we try a smoothie instead of coffee today, guys?"
- •The Office- "do any of us even get vacation?"
- •MASH- "I shoulda been a lawyer!" (womp womp)
- •The Cosby Show- "I'm the adopted white son who ironically wants to be a rapper."
- •SNL- "get off the shed...and into my car 🎶!"
- •Curb- "are we all just ignoring the fact that we want this guy to validate our comedy?!"
- •GOT- "there's no obscenity or indecency law in westeros, eh?"