1. I'm too fat
  2. Maybe I'm not THAT fat
  3. Get ready for the big heart attack
  4. Did I lock my car?
  5. This instructor must be bionic
  6. How can my body produce this much sweat?
  7. These people are plants- no normal person can do that
  8. 45 minutes ended at least 10 minutes ago, someone tell the instructor that her clock is broken
  9. The second glass of whiskey was not worth it last night
  10. The second glass of whiskey will be worth it tonight though
  11. Why am I paying for this?
  12. What's for lunch?