1. Tommy the toilet
  2. Dave the dildo
  3. Frank, the Beast's bidé
  4. Robert, the Beast's other candlestick that is particularly passive aggressive and no fun
  5. Esther the egg timer- Walt Disney hated Jews
  6. Francesca, the slutty soap dispenser
  7. Reggie, the Beast's pot smoking rug that never pays his fucking rent on time