WHITE LIES I OFTEN TELL MYSELF OR OTHERS

  1. I did not eat dessert today
  2. I can do a pull up and/or run an 8-minute mile
  3. My shirt shrunk in the wash
  4. I like little kids
  5. "I read that in a(n) _______"
  6. "Cute kid"
  7. I listen to all kinds of music
  8. I read playboy for the articles
  9. "I've heard some of their music but I can't name anything specific"
  10. "Great meal, mom"
  11. "I saw ______ in concert once"
  12. It was the dog