"WHY?" QUESTIONS I'VE ASKED MYSELF TODAY

  1. Why didn't I use the bathroom before this meeting?
  2. Why do editors not get more praise?
  3. Why do department meetings begin and end with bullshit chit chat?
  4. Why haven't I gotten my first paycheck from @bjnovak @dev or @sophia ?
  5. Why am I sniffing this marker?
  6. Why didn't I bring an iPhone charger to work?
  7. Why did I wear a long sleeve shirt?
  8. Why did I eat that for lunch?
  9. Why are you yelling at me, dude?
  10. Why is the day moving so slowly?