Four Ways Ron Swanson Is Right About Food

  1. Wrapping anything in bacon is an immediate win
  2. Skip the salad
    As the man says "I am not a rabbit".
  3. There really is no sadness that cannot be cured with Breakfast foods.
    I'm talking various flavours of pig and hash browns and pancakes and all that good shit in there...
  4. Don't believe the hype. Frozen yoghurt is NOT the same bloody thing as ice cream.
    I don't but parsnips as "special potatoes" mom and I certainly don't buy this nonsense. Unsubscribe.