LISTS I BAILED ON
I started these lists, then thought you guys would hate me, so I didn't post them.
- •"CHECKING IN WITH THE BEST CATCHPHRASES OF 2015"Bailed on it because I didn't want to offend anyone.
- •"NIGHTMARE FMK SCENARIOS"I actually quit on this one because I realized I'm too good at "Fuck Marry Kill" and can always determine the best solution.
- •"THE GROCERY LIST OF RICHARD 'THE NIGHT STALKER' RAMIREZ"This was gonna just be a standard grocery list because, you know, he probably just purchased regular food. But... what's the joke, really?
- •"MY FAVORITE MUPPETS"Just a list of real Muppets mixed with fucked up fake Muppet names. I worried you guys would worry about me if I posted it.
- •"MY FAVORITE SNL MOVIES"A weird list of actual SNL movies mixed with shit like The Godfather and completely made up titles. I dunno what I was thinking.
- •"SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON CHARACTERS I HAD LEGIT SEXUAL FEELINGS FOR AS A CHILD"I didn't want to give too clear a window into my psyche.