LISTS I BAILED ON

I started these lists, then thought you guys would hate me, so I didn't post them.
  1. "CHECKING IN WITH THE BEST CATCHPHRASES OF 2015"
    Bailed on it because I didn't want to offend anyone.
  2. "NIGHTMARE FMK SCENARIOS"
    I actually quit on this one because I realized I'm too good at "Fuck Marry Kill" and can always determine the best solution.
  3. "THE GROCERY LIST OF RICHARD 'THE NIGHT STALKER' RAMIREZ"
    This was gonna just be a standard grocery list because, you know, he probably just purchased regular food. But... what's the joke, really?
  4. "MY FAVORITE MUPPETS"
    Just a list of real Muppets mixed with fucked up fake Muppet names. I worried you guys would worry about me if I posted it.
  5. "MY FAVORITE SNL MOVIES"
    A weird list of actual SNL movies mixed with shit like The Godfather and completely made up titles. I dunno what I was thinking.
  6. "SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON CHARACTERS I HAD LEGIT SEXUAL FEELINGS FOR AS A CHILD"
    I didn't want to give too clear a window into my psyche.