90'S CARTOON MOMENTS THAT AFFECTED ME MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY.

  1. When these wild animals were just so mean and tried to eat Jane because of that bitch ass little baboon baby and it taught me that "pithecophobia" is a real word that ACTUALLY means "fear of apes". I also finally came face-to-face with my anxiety disorder. (Tarzan, 1999)
  2. When I cried like Kim K. after realizing that I could love a cartoon book with a lazy eye as much as my dog and that is just so weird. (The Pagemaster: 1994)
  3. When this spiritual woman's open mouth and jiggling throat thing during Powerline's "121" performance made me question time, space, and HONESTLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THE HUMAN BODY. (A Goofy Movie: 1995)
  4. HEXXUS TRANSFORMING INTO THIS HORRIBLE SKELETON CREATURE HAD ME ASKING WHETHER OR NOT I HAD JUST MADE A BLOOD OATH WITH THE DEVIL. (Google search: HOW TO SACRIFICE A LAMB) (FernGully, 1992)
  5. OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN HALLOWED BE THY NAME THY KINGDOM COME THY WILL BE DONE ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN. (Anastasia: 1997)