A LIVE LIST OF DUSTIN AND BENNETT WATCHING THE GOOSEBUMPS MOVIE

~Starring JACK BLACK~ @dustinboone and I created this list without knowing what the other was posting.
  1. I'm already scared.
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  2. What?
  3. OMG THAT FONT.
  4. This looks like the same street (read: dirt road) Dorothy Gayle lived on in the Wizard of Oz.
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  5. That guy looks like he has braces but he doesn't have braces. It's so weird... you know?
  6. Baseball tees are the new black.
  7. The son is smexy.
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  8. JILLIAN FROM WORKAHOLICS AND MICHAELS GIRLFRIEND FROM THE OFFICE.
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  9. HE IS SO WHITE HIS MOM IS RIGHT TO WORRY ABOUT SUN BURN.
  10. So far not rreeaaalllyyyy seeing much of a connecsh to Goosebumps (I will refer to this as GB from here on out).
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  11. Getting some maj 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' vibes.
  12. Prediction: Jack Black is the dad that turns into a plant from the Goosebumps classic, "Stay Out of the Basement."
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  13. Wait. Is this a.... "TEEN DRAMA"???
  14. This didn't happen in the movie, but I just thought about how weird it is when parents kiss their kids on the mouth.
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  15. HIS TEETH ARE SO BIG AND HIS NAME IS CHUMP. GET OUT OF TOWN.
  16. Oh really... A fart that was audible to an entire gym??
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  17. Why do principals always say "be safe" to students in gyms in movies like kids in junior high are going to be driving drunk?
  18. Suburbia is so random.
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  19. Oh GOD her name is HANNAH.
  20. IN WHAT WORLD DO PRETEENS SCALE THE SIDE OF A FERRIS WHEEL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS?
  21. Madison, Delaware? As if!
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  22. I have yet to see geese or bumps.
  23. Is this the same cinematographer as The Hunger Games??
  24. Omg the plant basement dad is warning that guy to stay away! He prolly won't. #predictions
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  25. Jonah.
  26. "Hi, I live on Monroe..." That was apparently enough detail for a 911 call.
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  27. Zach is a teenager that had a babysitter. Bye.
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  28. Oh my god Jack Black is driving... Suspicious.
  29. I bet $50 the bucked-tooth guy dies first because he's wearing a three-piece suit and keeps falling down.
  30. BEAR TRAPS? Guys, this is next level shit.
  31. BEAR TRAP IN THE BASEMENT???! SOUNDS LIKE A PLANT DAD TO ME!!!
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  32. THEY FOUND THE GOOSEBUMPS MANUSCRIPTS OH MY GOD THIS IS IT!!!!!
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  33. Holy fucking Grail.
  34. His name is CHAMP not CHUMP. CLERICAL ERROR.
  35. DUMMY ON THE LOOSE CALL THE COPS.
  36. That abominable snowman don't look scary at all!! I would talk to him.
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  37. Guess who's out now: the scary dummy.
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  38. Wait don't call the cops.
  39. TASTE THE RAINBOW THE SNOWMAN GOT YALL.
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  40. This CGI is for the birds.
  41. White people always speak too soon.
  42. I would've watched this movie in 3D.
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  43. Whoaaaaaah. Abominable Snowman got served that Goldie-Hawn-'Death Becomes Her"-Stomach-Hole" type punishment.
  44. Macaulay Culkin, look out... There's another Pagemaster in town!
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  45. SPOILER ALERT: Jack Black wrote Goosebumps.
  46. Hmmmmmm......
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  47. Shut up Chump.
  48. CHAMP.
  49. SLAPPY. Oh God, SLAPPY. Not here for that.
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  50. That PG shade. 😒
  51. I'm sorry, are the "Goosebumps" chat characters magical???!
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  52. Alright. These gnomes are too much.
  53. I can't imagine a scenario where I would be scared of porcelain gnomes.
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  54. I'm getting some "Gulliver's Travels" realness right now.
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  55. SLAPPY. CRUISIN.
  56. Was there a Venus flytrap Goosebumps book?? Don't remember it.
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  57. The cold so bothered Jonah anyway.
  58. Like, the dummy is not a human. He is not real. SHOOT HIM.
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  59. YOU TRICKED ME WITH THAT SCARY POODLE GOOSEBUMPS BUT WHY?
  60. SCARY POODLES WASNT A BOOK EITHER WAS IT???!!!!?!!!?
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  61. The world should know that Jack Black (forward slash) R.L. Stine just said his typewriter has a soul and that's so weird right?
  62. Still not 💯% sure what made all the characters come to life.
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  63. I just don't really know why all of this is happening... Is it a spell? A curse? Is Jack Black a wizard? The devil?
  64. Wayfield Foods. The Goosebumps Piggly Wiggly.
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  65. THE WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP!!!!
    First Goosebumps book I ever read.
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  66. The werewolf in gym shorts is v scary.
  67. I want the gym shorts the werewolf is wearing.
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  68. Werewolf nails on fleek.
  69. Shit. Zombies. Always zombies.
  70. Like, this movie = Jack Black running for millions of dollars.
  71. I just hate a corpse putting their hand through the grave.
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  72. TWIST.
  73. I'm just saying, LET my dad tell me I only exist because he's an author!
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  74. No. This is NOT what a high school dance is like you weird pony tail book girl.
  75. UMMMMMM THEY DEF STOLE THIS SCENE FROM HOCUS POCUS.
  76. I can say with extreme certainty that I do now know what this movie is about.
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  77. Ok. A man has died at the hands of a giant praying mantis. This is it guys. This is 2016.
  78. This movie SUCKS.
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  79. Where's the scary mask?
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  80. I'm sorry. Champ. Did you just BITE a werewolf?
  81. Where's the scary camp counselor?
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  82. SEE, EVEN SHE KEEPS ACCIDENTALLY CALLING HIM CHUMP. #same
  83. Say "Slappy" again. I dare you.
  84. Stines uses a typewriter. Hello from the other side.
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  85. THESE PEOPLE ARE RUNNING SO FAST AND THERE ARE SO MANY VENUS FLY TRAPS AND SHE MAY BE A GHOST WOMAN AND I AM OVERWHELMED.
  86. NO. NO. NOOOO.
  87. NNOOOOOO. CLOWNS. NOOOO.
  88. He's not that scary though.
  89. THEY HAVE STOLEN A SCHOOL BUS AND SLAPPY KEEPS CALLING JACK BLACK PAPA.
  90. SLAPPY is butt hurt to say the least.
  91. The monsters are working together. #resourceful
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  92. Seeing Jack Black's head come out of the blob is equivalent to watching a baby being born.
  93. The Blob reminds me of the mud villain from Fern Gully.
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  94. Still surprised Champ is alive tbh.
  95. I type 140 words a minute or some shit.
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  96. Well that was easy.
  97. Lit ALLLLL you had to do was open a book??
  98. Was this a real movie?
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  99. Seeing that giant praying mantis get sucked ass up into that book was the highlight of my year so far.