PARTS OF CAPTAIN AMERICA'S BODY, RANKED BY HOW LONG I WOULD TOUCH THEM.

Duh.
  1. This part.
  2. Yeah. Legz.
  3. Dat back.
  4. This.
  5. DUH these.
  6. Obviously. It's 2016 girl get real.
  7. .... Because I'm a normal human with emotions, and eyes, and hands, and no self-control.
  8. This face part that he has. BECAUSE THERE IS NO BETTER EXAMPLE OF PURE, MASCULINE, AMERICAN BEAUTY.