THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T BOTHER TRYING UNTIL YOU ARE IN YOUR FORTIES
(If at all)
- •Studying Kaballahper The Rabbis
- •Nude beaches
- •Growing a beardMustaches are acceptable starting in your 30's
- •Group sexIf you can get this in before you are 25, great. But the window shouldn't open again for another 20 years
- •Listening to Boz Scaggs
- •Cosmetic Surgery or BotoxBreast reduction is acceptable if your back really hurts
- •PsychoanalysisI know it seems cool...
- •Cooking with truffle oilMaybe never do this.