THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T BOTHER TRYING UNTIL YOU ARE IN YOUR FORTIES

(If at all)
  1. Studying Kaballah
    per The Rabbis
  2. Divorce
  3. Nude beaches
  4. Growing a beard
    Mustaches are acceptable starting in your 30's
  5. Ayahuasca
  6. Group sex
    If you can get this in before you are 25, great. But the window shouldn't open again for another 20 years
  7. Listening to Boz Scaggs
  8. Cosmetic Surgery or Botox
    Breast reduction is acceptable if your back really hurts
  9. Psychoanalysis
    I know it seems cool...
  10. Cooking with truffle oil
    Maybe never do this.