1. Wear a D.A.R.E To Keep Kids Off Drugs T-Shirt un-ironically?
  2. Do the Ice Bucket Challenge?
  3. Buy a pager?
  4. Ask for and receive a "Gimme Five?"
    As opposed to the lame and totally ubiquitous High Five
  5. Get the first Instagram handle they actually wanted?
  6. See Jimmy Hoffa alive?
  7. Drink a Zima?
  8. Buy a Confederate Flag From Walmart?