Thoughts After Having Two Thanksgivings

My fiancée and I had two Thanksgivings, one at each parent's house
  1. Fried turkey is more about the spectacle than taste. It is still worth it
  2. Stuffing is always the best part of Thanksgiving dinner
  3. Brussels sprouts get a bad wrap. They don't deserve it
  4. We should eat pumpkin pie other times of year
  5. There's an inverse correlation between family tension and alcohol consumed
  6. Dogs elevate already good times