THINGS I PLAN TO DO AFTER WORK TODAY

  1. Drive home, an hour away, in horrible southbound traffic
  2. Get home and feed the dog
  3. Drink a beer
  4. Take my pants off
  5. Watch a documentary on North Korea
  6. Drink a beer
  7. Take a shower while drinking a beer
  8. Stare at myself in the mirror while reciting my nightly "you go girl" mantra
  9. Go to sleep