A FEW FACTS ABOUT ME

  1. My middle name is Sampair
  2. I once rewound tapes at Blockbuster Video for a paycheck (you got a discount on the oversized box of Junior Mints)
  3. I wore khakis while hot-pressing Batman patches on hats in the 90s next to people on electronic monitoring
  4. I broke my toe wearing a jet pack
  5. I've been properly in love twice
  6. I have both Architectural Digest and Entertainment Weekly on my nightstand
  7. I am an uncle to 3, Godfather to 2
  8. My biggest fear is climate change
  9. In high school my friends and I memorized the entire deck of Trivial Pursuit cards
  10. I watch a lot of news programming