POTENTIAL HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

  1. Startup bro (lazy option)
  2. Pigeon in full three-piece suit and briefcase
  3. Ghost version of me from that episode of Doctor Who three weeks ago
  4. Garfield (James A.)
  5. Sexy Ayn Rand
  6. Long to-do list filled with imminent deadlines
  7. The creeping understanding that instead of eating properly tonight you're going to have nachos
  8. Naked
  9. Ra's al Seagull
  10. The United Nations Security Council
  11. A wind chime
  12. Ennui