REASONS I'M NOT OFFENDED NONE OF MY FRIENDS INVITED ME TO THE BETA

  1. It's fine
  2. No, really, it's fine
  3. I didn't have any spare time anyway
  4. I don't need another distraction
  5. It's cool to have fun without me
  6. I don't like fun anyway
  7. I'm more of a Kik guy
  8. I've got my own things I could be doing
  9. I've been thinking about getting into batik
  10. Or homemade jam
  11. What is this, just lists? Where's the virtual reality?
  12. I bet it doesn't even work on a watch
  13. It's 2015, people.
  14. No, really, I'm okay.
  15. I'm an adult.
  16. Just leave me be.
  17. #indie