THINGS I SAW ON MY MORNING WALK THAT WILL ALLOW YOU TO PRECISELY DETERMINE MY LOCATION

  1. This beautiful blue sky
  2. This cheeky tree man
  3. This awesome Unitarian church
  4. This lyrical garden
  5. This blue house that only has blue things in its windows
  6. This fucking menu
  7. THIS fucking menu
  8. These tree-lined streets leading up to the hills
  9. This hot delicacy
  10. These tickets-in-waiting
  11. These aspirational homes
  12. This reminder that it's decorative gourd season
  13. This potential new skill
  14. Did I mention the sky?