things i would do for a gram of coke

  1. pay 60$
  2. pay 57€
  3. watch ONE star trek movie
  4. go on a date with someone ugly
  5. do someone else's math homework for several hours
  6. tell my best friend she looks good when she doesn't and have her go in public looking stupid
  7. go in public looking stupid myself
  8. jump off a one-story roof
  9. watch grease with my aunt who sings along to every song
  10. go to the store i used to work at and buy something from my old manager
  11. kill an animal (for sure)
  12. kill a human (MAYBE)