The last 10 things I googled on my phone
I erase my history almost every week because it's highly likely I'm looking up something weird.
- •TPP, TPA, and TAABC I'm trying to know what the fuck NPR is talking about all the time.
- •Joe Biden YoungA friend told me she has a crush on him now that she knows he was smokin' back in his younger days. 👌🏽ace.
- •What do funky fusion potato chips taste like?Why call chips something obscure, who would even buy them? Google told me they are sweet, salt and vinegar onion ring flavor with a slightly sour citrus and barely recognizable notes of earthy garlic. WHAT? Bye.
- •Moonlight show timesSaw this last night. My heart melted in a million ways.
- •Out women 🏳️🌈::see previous list:: I just wanted to look at pictures of queen queers.
- •What time does SNL air?Watched this LIVE on Saturday, have watched it on Hulu for so long I had no idea what time to watch. FYI it's on really late.
- •What time do we find out who is President?This sounds like a 5th grader asked this question but I have no shame. I have so many questions about the way things are run in this country. To paraphrase someone on election night 'walmart is open 24 hours a day, yet polling places close at 6 fucking 30.' If that isn't a direct correlation to systemic racism I don't know what is. And truly why don't we take a week to count the votes, why not even take a week for voting - seems important enough?! 💪🏼raising fist at capitalist patriarchy.
- •Waxing vs waningLunar cycles are my jam
- •Catching frogs in dreamsNot as important or relevant to my life as I thought it was that morning.
- •Tina Belcher Christmas sweaterYay or nay?