"CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN" CHILDREN, RANKED

I watched this movie way too much as a kid. I even watched it so much I had the commentary memorized 😬
  1. 1.
    Sarah
    Loved her, mostly because she was on "Mike's Super Short Show" on Disney Channel. I used to visit her website a lot and was really jealous that she was an amazing dancer AND played basketball
  2. 2.
    Jake
    Sooooo cute! My 8 year old self had the hugest crush on him. Definitely made his picture the background of my account on the family computer
  3. 3.
    Mark
    Aka Fedex. I always felt bad for him because everyone hated him for no reason. He was just a kid who loved his frog!
  4. 4.
    Lorraine
    Only because of Lizzie McGuire. I actually thought she would be the worst older sister because she took so long in the bathroom
  5. 5.
    Nigel and Kyle
    Because they were cute and practically babies
  6. 6.
    Everyone else
    Because there are a billion of them (also v interesting that Hilary is front and center on the poster because she's not the oldest...) (I know too much about this movie)
  7. 7.
    And what they look like now!