BEVERAGES

  1. Miller light is my beer of choice.
    My cousin is VP at Bell's Brewery and the hangover after her wedding was one for the books. Steve lost his glasses puking out the side of the car speeding down I-94 on our way back to the airport. Most unfiltered craft beers make me gag now.
  2. Starbucks > twee indie coffee shop.
    Please translate these chalk drawings I see peeking through your earlobe gauges into the Starbucks menu.
  3. Why is kombucha? No I will not have any thanks.