OBSERVATIONS UPON RETURNING TO MICHIGAN

  1. This mild winter is fucking cold.
  2. I wonder how much that house costs. Probably an amount a five year mortgage could cover.
  3. Fifty shades of grey scenery.
  4. Sixty shades of beige grass.
  5. I'm so glad we've all just embraced the truth.
  6. The truth is wine.
    And how we all need a lot of it to get along.