Because optimism requires special effort when you have to be at work before 7 am every Monday.
  1. Can leave at 4.
  2. First two hours of my day are eaten up by tedium requiring literally zero mental activity.
  3. Nausea is starting to diminish.
    Finally can stomach the coffee.
  4. Can make lists without any repercussions.
  5. This new bar in the super pricey Rolex strip mall our place looks delicious and is shockingly cheap.
    $3 deviled eggs yes ok fine