1. Guys o'hare is just actually the worst airport. It is.
    On our way back from our honeymoon we were stuck here for days because some garbage human decided to try and burn down the FAA facility. Also there are essentially zero seats per square yard of gate space. Frown.
  2. I am generally prejudiced against Chicago because I grew up 3 hours from here and now many many of my friends live here and I secretly resent all of them because I really hate Chicago.
  3. We spent over $90 on Stella Artois at the Chili's Too in terminal 3.
    And we only had 3 beers each.
  4. I'm going to have to pee a lot on this flight.
  5. I have to be at work in less than 11 hours.
  6. All I want to do is watch both seasons of you're the worst back to back, schmerk brair, and pet my cat.
  7. This trip was actually really fun though.