Ways I've Fallen Down the Stairs
After once again falling down the stairs, a list will show me that there's no way to prevent it.
- •With socks
- •Without socks
- •On carpeted stairs
- •On wood flooringBy far, this one is more common.
- •Holding a cookieI crushed it while falling and @somthinboutmary said, "That's the way the cookie crumbles." It was terrible all around.
- •Carrying a mug of teaI threw it while in the air and landed in the puddle so my butt was bruised AND damp.
- •Up the stairsWhen you go forward and those bastard stairs catch you on the shin.
- •Wearing my mom's high heelsI was also like two years old.