CHAPTER TITLES FOR MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY

  1. Ch 1: when I was a violent little child
  2. Ch 2: when I did too many extra curricular activities (and found out that sports was not my strongest suit)
  3. Ch 3: when I loved theater a little too much
  4. Ch 4: when I was insane and very irrational in everything I did (high school)
  5. Ch 5: when I was a wannabe hippie and tried a lot of drugs
  6. Ch 6: when I cooked tilapia and edamame almost every night for dinner
  7. Ch 7: when I became a dog mom
  8. Ch 8: when I was "mean ms. Bernie" and shaping young minds
  9. Ch 9: when I pay my bills and act like an adult, but then eat doughnuts for dinner