I don't really believe in the term "guilty pleasure," because I think everyone can go like what they like and not have to feel ashamed about liking what they like. Unless what you like is actually hurting other people/animals/nature.
  1. Tearing off the first page from a new notebook
    The first page of every new notebook has to be perfect, no matter how many sheets and do-overs it takes.
  2. Watching GIFs of people being clumsy/sustaining minor injuries
    I used to have a favorite GIF saved on my phone of a man who falls down and gets dragged up an escalator. I deleted it when my sister pointed out that it was actually an old man. (I still think it was pretty funny. I am a horrible human being.)
  3. Long, hot showers.
    I'm sorry, Mother Nature.