1. I once said, "Do you expect me to do this sober?" to a coworker.
  2. I taught my coworkers to wrap beer cans/bottles with tissue and then soak them in water before putting them in the freezer so they would cool faster
  3. I've been designated to be the person who wraps the alcohol in wet tissue and puts them in the office freezer
  4. When we're having dinner out, I'm usually the first one asked if I want wine/a beer
  5. There are four empty bottles of moscato and a bottle of unfinished Merlot in my office