Things the Checkout Lady at Target Said to Me Today

  1. We are selling life savers for $3.00. Like real light up ones from the movie.
    Yes, she meant light sabers.
  2. My 30 year old son likes to dress up like Chewbacca and make all the noises that he makes. I told him the original actor who played Chewbacca is 70 years old. I think my son should call Disney because they might need another Chewbacca. I don't know why they wouldn't say yes.
  3. My son likes to collect Samurai swords. He keeps them above the couch so no one will steal them.
  4. But he got broken into anyway. They didn't take his swords but they stole his weed.