Things the Checkout Lady at Target Said to Me Today
- •We are selling life savers for $3.00. Like real light up ones from the movie.Yes, she meant light sabers.
- •My 30 year old son likes to dress up like Chewbacca and make all the noises that he makes. I told him the original actor who played Chewbacca is 70 years old. I think my son should call Disney because they might need another Chewbacca. I don't know why they wouldn't say yes.
- •My son likes to collect Samurai swords. He keeps them above the couch so no one will steal them.
- •But he got broken into anyway. They didn't take his swords but they stole his weed.