What I Wanted to Be Growing Up, Chronologically

  1. Stoplight
    I've been told this was my vocation of choice at age 3.
  2. Bagger in a grocery store
    I was and have always been fascinated by people who can neatly fit all my oddly shaped groceries into a bag.
  3. Astronomer
    Until I learned that ones math skills needed to be advanced beyond counting on ones fingers
  4. Actor
    Didn't want to wait tables the rest of my life