FUN FACTS ABOUT BEING MARRIED TO A (WORLD FAMOUS) MUSICIAN
- •He will write, record, and produce three albums while you're still working on the first act of your screenplay.
- •He'll say things like," I want to write a book." And then does it.
- •Sometimes you go to Paris for the night to hear your favorite band play cause he's friends with them and that's normal.
- •Other times you're stuck in a shitty jazz bar at 3am listening to music that sounds like: blerg blloop nip tow ding boobaaa blu blek. When others praise him for these sounds, you are left wondering what just happened.
- •You want every song to be about you. And how much he loves you.
- •He NEVER slaps his bass.
- •You secretly enjoy him going on tour because reuniting reminds you how much you love him and you get the bed all to yourself for at least a week.