MY DAUGHTER MAKES ME LAUGH
- •Is pizazz even a word?
- •(While counting) ... 26, 27, 28 *pause* *sigh* Numbers probably go on forever.
- •I think I have a cookie brain. My brain is about cookies.
- •Do you know why I don't have an imaginary friend? Because they're stupid.
- •I wonder how I'm so good at running. I'm probably not faster than a roadrunner. Or God.
- •Do you know why my head is bigger than [older sister's]? It's because I thinked of kitties a lot.
- •I wonder if you can fight with your booty.