MY DAUGHTER MAKES ME LAUGH

She's five.
  1. Is pizazz even a word?
  2. (While counting) ... 26, 27, 28 *pause* *sigh* Numbers probably go on forever.
  3. I think I have a cookie brain. My brain is about cookies.
  4. Do you know why I don't have an imaginary friend? Because they're stupid.
  5. I wonder how I'm so good at running. I'm probably not faster than a roadrunner. Or God.
  6. Do you know why my head is bigger than [older sister's]? It's because I thinked of kitties a lot.
  7. I wonder if you can fight with your booty.