THOUGHTS I'VE THOUGHT IN ART MUSEUMS

  1. It smells funny in here.
  2. Whoa...
  3. The Flemish masters probably had cataracts.
    Example painting is Johannes Lingelbach
  4. Marc Chagall really loves chickens and floating people.
    He even included them in his self portrait.
  5. This would be an interesting place to take psychedelic drugs.
  6. This armor is most likely haunted.
  7. Everyone is taking pictures of Venus de Milo. No one is actually looking at her.
  8. The good thing about Venus de Milo not having any arms is that it means she probably isn't a Weeping Angel.
  9. Seriously with the cell phones. It's not good.
  10. A pile of candies just made me cry.