1. Getting Your Kid(s) Into Snow Clothes Rage
  2. People Keep Giving My Kids Stuffed Animals Resentment
  3. Pretty Sure I Will Bail This Kid Out of Jail One Day Despair
  4. I'd Rather Stick My Head in an Oven Than Play Candyland With You Again Ennui
  5. Please God Don't Let Them Die Before Me Anxiety
  6. Sleeping Child Adoration and Swooning