THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT SKATING RINKS IN 2015

  1. Visually it feels like a time warp to the 1970's
  2. The music reminds us that it is in fact 2015 as I Whip and Nae Nae
  3. The stanly leg is surprisingly fun on skates
  4. That old guy doing tricks in the center rink is still there. I mean it's still the same guy only now he is 60.
  5. Cream is not a fun color under the black light. Neither is the lint on my leggings.
  6. It's still just as much fun to groove as it used to be.