MOST CRINGE-WORTHY ALLITERATED DESCRIPTIONS OF WOMEN OFTEN USED IN DAILY MAIL HEADLINES

I could really go without ever hearing the word "pert."
  1. pert posterior
  2. delightful derriere
  3. taut tum
  4. perfect pins
  5. lustrous locks
  6. gorgeous gams
  7. lithe legs
  8. svelte shape
  9. forlorn figure
  10. sultry starlet