80% of the People Who Are Left on Facebook

  1. 10:34 am: I am sick of all of this. You have no idea how hard my life is. Taking a much-needed Facebook break.
  2. 11:55 am: I'm done, Facebook. Bye.
  3. 1:38 pm: Some people should be bitch slapped all day long. I don't deserve this shit.
  4. 2:02 pm: No one understands what I'm going through. Deleting my account. Done.
  5. 6:42 pm: Mac n cheese for dinner!