A Few Notes From The Society to Prevent Apostrophe Abuse
SPAA needs you. Contributions are welcome. The money kind.
- •Do not use a poor, innocent apostrophe to pluralize words:A bunch of dads are dads. Not dad's. The paints on sale are paints. Not paint's. Please sponsor an abused apostrophe for only $1 per day.
- •Do not name your child De'on'tesha.P'lease.
- •It's: it is.
- •Its: Something belongs to it. Its saffron yellow orb glowed.
- •Lather, rinse, repeat.
- •Only you can prevent the spread of apostrophitis.