A Few Notes From The Society to Prevent Apostrophe Abuse

SPAA needs you. Contributions are welcome. The money kind.
  1. Do not use a poor, innocent apostrophe to pluralize words:
    A bunch of dads are dads. Not dad's. The paints on sale are paints. Not paint's. Please sponsor an abused apostrophe for only $1 per day.
  2. Do not name your child De'on'tesha.
  3. It's: it is.
  4. Its: Something belongs to it. Its saffron yellow orb glowed.
  5. Lather, rinse, repeat.
  6. Only you can prevent the spread of apostrophitis.