Compliments people give babies that I'd like to be given

Inspired by @theranman and based on "compliments" I've heard...
  1. "Ooooh, look, she can get her foot all the way in her mouth!"
    Actually, I get this already...
  2. "How adorable—she fell asleep on your shoulder after one minute!"
    Actually...
  3. "Oh my gosh, she's so light!"
  4. "She's SO healthy! Creamed kale is her favorite food and she hates sugar."