DECLARATIONS OF INDEPENDENCE THAT DIDN'T GO SO WELL FOR THOSE LEFT BEHIND

Don't worry, Britannia, you still rule without The Colonies. But others have been less successful after the big split...
  1. Simon & Garfunkel
    Art who?
  2. Wham!
    Wake me up before you go-go off with all the fans, fame, and fortune, George.
  3. N'Sync
    May I hold your water for you, Mr. Timberlake?
  4. Destiny's Child
    Sure, they did okay, but their destiny was nothing like Queen Bey's.
  5. The Jackson Five
    The Jackson with One Glove eclipses them all.