[ • ] HOW I DESCRIBE LI.ST TO OTHERS
Inspired by @PeteOnEarth
- •"It's really cool, you make lists and read other people's lists and...no, wait, come back here..."
- •"There are some hilarious people who are super witty and a Jo-Ann Fabrics account that posts eye-meltingly-filthy lists that will make you laugh so hard...no, wait, there's more...Moore..."
- •"There's this Pete Moore guy everyone follows and he's really funny. Here, look, he does this Sad White Dude thing..."
- •"No, not that, that's just the fifteenth lecture of the day on society and its ills...here, see, this is great stuff..."
- •"K, well, nice meeting you. I see your Uber is here, so..."