Inspired by @PeteOnEarth
  1. "It's really cool, you make lists and read other people's lists, wait, come back here..."
  2. "There are some hilarious people who are super witty and a Jo-Ann Fabrics account that posts eye-meltingly-filthy lists that will make you laugh so, wait, there's more...Moore..."
  3. "There's this Pete Moore guy everyone follows and he's really funny. Here, look, he does this Sad White Dude thing..."
  4. "No, not that, that's just the fifteenth lecture of the day on society and its, see, this is great stuff..."
  5. "K, well, nice meeting you. I see your Uber is here, so..."