Random Things in My Kitchen Junk Drawer

These lists could go on for months...
  1. Rolling sticky note thingy
    Because at some point you might need to attach a really really really long sticky note
  2. A fake egg helpfully labeled "FAKE" by my husband
    From the days we thought our hens might need to be subtly reminded of their biological imperative to lay eggs. And, it's not like anyone's gonna try to eat this one in the junk drawer, babe.
  3. Exciting when you think it's some sort of huge, exotic Oreo
    But it's two fuzzy thingies that go on furniture feet
  4. Really, Beth?
    Perhaps this could be discarded.
  5. Do they even make rechargeable batteries anymore?